Funny Husband Stories
The other night, I commented that I would probably be starting my period in the next three or four days, but probably more rather than less, because I hadn't hit my irritable phase yet. My husband replied, "Would you like me to provoke you?"
Pause.
"Go Blue."
Pause again.
"That dress makes you look kind of fat."
We played "who has memorized the longest religious writing" last night. I recited the entire Nicene Creed. He recited the entire first concept of the first LDS missionary discussion.
He won.
Pause.
"Go Blue."
Pause again.
"That dress makes you look kind of fat."
We played "who has memorized the longest religious writing" last night. I recited the entire Nicene Creed. He recited the entire first concept of the first LDS missionary discussion.
He won.
4 Comments:
I am impressed with the recitations, the largest thing I might be able to recite comes from the JS history of all places.
I find my husband constantly irritating, but he's handsome, so I've kept him. Shallow, I know.
I'm completely impressed that you know the Nicene creed. I don't think I have anything memorized anymore.
So ummm..... what does "Go Blue" mean??
Miss-Ann, you are SOOO funny!! I STILL miss laughing with you!!
Love You Dear!
Lynda
I am from Columbus, Ohio, the home of the Ohio State Buckeyes. Go Bucks!
The Arch Enemy, the Aggies to the Red Raiders, are the Michigan Wolverines. "Go Blue!" is a common cheer among the Michigan faithful, and the sort of thing that makes a loyal Buckeye look down and spit.
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