Prophecy

See? I may have been wrong about the election thing, but I told you that with Brittany and Kevin getting divorced, everything would be OK.

Best line: "You're going to wake up tomorrow to a brave new world filled with clones made from stem cells by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where the democratic majority taxes and spends your money on electric cars for NPR and schools teach evolution to illegal immigrants."

I love Colbert...